A Gentle Noble's Vacation Recommendation
Lies are a Gentleman's Manners
I greatly prefer these to ones that come across as sentimental or artistic, such as For You in Full Blossom (though I love the series). Likewise, The Cornered Mouse Dreams of Cheese is clever but rather reminds me of a Salvador Dali painting. Surreal.
There is something so entirely attractive and blunt about:My Status as an Assassin Obviously Exceeds the Hero's
The Other World's Books Depend on the Bean Counter
The Most Notorious Talker Runs the World's Greatest Clan
My Next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom! (with the exclamation mark)
My current favorite:
Ascendance of a Bookworm: I'll Do Anything to Become a Librarian, Part I: If There Aren't Any Books, I'll Just Have to Make Some! (also with the exclamation mark!)
And the winner for blunt and erotic:
Our Torsos Align: Human X Monster
Of course, even the above titles have a cadence to them. Or fit right on the page.